So how did you like James Cameron's AVATAR, Herr Cross?

Cross: I think I threw up in my mouth.




"I came wanting to express my love and be won over by the blood-thirsty all-consuming machine of man, and to express my hate for blue furry aliens. But by the end of the film I ended up turning my back on mankind and all I wanted was to hump the hot blue Na'Vi chicks. I have never felt more confused and upset with myself ever."

-Ukitakumuki





Saving Ryan's Privates had more GORE then THIS. I was probably going to write an essay on how much I disliked THAT film but thankfully brother ~Jaekyu showed me the following journal entry:
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It's accurately how I feel about the movie, Except the part about actually liking these blue furries.

"That'll do, pig"

Best Zombie movie I've seen in ages.

I'm just purely GAR for Tallahassee at the moment so don't mind me.





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Tingly episode is Tingly





ok. I'm happy to say SHAFT has more then made up for the episode 10 butchery. I've had my fill of Tingly romance for the week. But now I crave MOAR!

Bakemonogatari 1-12(complete): [link]

Romantic, Hilariously, Perversely Strange and profound. Just when it was getting good too. sigh. Too bad that was really the last episode. . .




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Make it load first and put your volume up high for ULTIMATE ATOMIC BUSTAAAAAAHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Whats the matter? Did the awesomeness of Kenny Omega Break your sanity? It's ok. That move is suppose to cause mass Insanity because of how ULTIMATE it is.




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BAKEMONOGATARI 11:

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Yeah I know. Where the hell is she? It was an ok episode. But Sadly not enough Tsundere. Well at least Hanekawa was able to keep me preoccupied for the week. Mmmmmmmm Cats. I just hope she makes an appearance by next week. This animu is ending way too fast for me in my opinion. Looking forward to next season.


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VIDYA:



This might sound strange but [link] I am actually looking forward to it and this is coming from a guy who has no tolerance for MMO. Its EA which sort of caused me to raise my eyebrows but then again I was always the type to try anything once. Detective Cross Has such a nice ring to it. The fact that did alot of the in game artworks is a HUGE plus


Guilty Gear XX - Reloaded - Midnight Carnival: - Since I can't play BlazBlue as often as I want. I've decided to torrent this last night and play it. I'm surprised I still have the touch. Oh Jam. My delicious Kuradoberi Jam How I've missed kicking the crap out of everyone with you in Normal and EX you. I heard there was a local Tournament on the 24th of October here in my island so Gota practice for that.


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ANIMU:

Kara no Kyoukai - I like it. Such an artistic animu and it's way better then that Horrible animu rendition of Tsukihime. I swear That show sucked so hard it made me puke due to excessive sucking. This however doesn't fail me. After watching OVA 5 I have so much respect for it. word of warning though. Contains lots of ULTRA VIOLENCE and BAWWWWWW.


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GENERAL:

Making new friends because being recluse isn't the IN-thing. GMing for a new group of people was fun. I decided to introduce them to nWOD where they were raped by Nazis. One of them even went as far as Sucking "German Franks" in-game to save everyone. Impressed I was. The story ended with a BANG and now we're playing VAMPIRE: the Requiem. So far the story is running smoothly. New Circle is even teaching me how to cook. dawwwwwwwww how nice of them.

My girlfriend is coming over to visit this thursday which means I've got to buy some Bacon cause she likes Bacon. Then I've got to tickle her to sleep which takes time. So I gota get crap done today so I'm free to do her bidding. I swear Tsunderes are such High maintenance Creatures. But they seem to by my preferred Stereotype. This then leads me to believe that I am a glutton for pain.
Exibit A:
I enjoy totally beating the crap out of her in Vidya which results in painful claw marks. I could have just lost to avoid that. But somehow man pride and some other voice whispers to me.
Exibit B:
Sometimes I enjoy staring at her with an annoying face which then affords my face a conversation with her foot. What I don't get is why I do it considering teh pain involved. I hear that voice again
Exibit C:
This happend a month ago. She pointed at a poster with fashionably dressed women. I have to agree with her they looked very attractive but then suddenly with a Troll face I told her "Your taste in fashion sucks. Go shoot yourself"

all I heard was WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY and then suddenly I'm a knife cushion.
God I'm a Jerk I know. But I have to hand it to her. 6 years with me and she's still hasn't cracked. Or has she? or have I? This story ends in Mindfuck.


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COMMISSIONS

So I've decided to open some $25 monochrome Sketch commissions to help me better afford my weekly dose of HOOKERS and BLOW.

$25 will get you something like this: [link]

tis quick sketch so don't expect it to look like a fully rendered Illustration. These are just for personal use mind you. If it's for commercial use then maybe we can strike a deal. I draw almost anything with the STRONG exceptions of Yaoi, and Furi mating. Yuri is so AWWWWWRIGHT in my book and Furries are ok when they ain't yiffing things. Here are the following steps if you are interested.

Step 1. Note me with Description of what you want drawn. I may raise the price depending on complexity. Providing me reference pictures for the look and Pose you want your character drawn would be best. Not providing sufficient description and reference will translate to giving me artistic Freedom and that in itself is a double edge sword.

Step 2. I note you back stating that I am free to do your commission at this moment or will be moving you into que.

Step 3. Once I have confirmed that I shall be working on your commission we shall begin the transaction. I use only Paypal and you may send the funds to deadxcross@yahoo.com. please don't forget to go here [link] so that I may receive the exact amount of $25

Step 4. I run off with your money and enjoy it in a tropical country surrounded by beautiful aZn women and lots of blow.

Step 5. Ignore Step 4.

Step 6. I shall work on your commission and then send you a 300 dpi hi-res jpeg file of your commission.

Step 7. I run off with your money and enjoy it in a tropical country surronded by beautiful aZn women and lots of blow.


In reality I think spending money on Hookers and blow is uber counter productive and only shows that you are not only inept at actually finding a proper relationship but in fact also unable to cope with life's harsh realities. For those of you who waste money on such things You should be ashamed. Drugs are for losers So stop being such a faggit and instead spend that money on me so I may be able to afford Hookers and blow. I am so gonna get it from a certain Tsundere later. Masochistic me. My insanity continues.

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For those who didn't get it. I'm joking. I wouldn't waste my money on Hookers and blow. A Playstation 3 though. A very different story entirely.


1. - Payed - Inquisitor - 90%

2. - Payed - Abyssal Exalted - Next inline

3. - Payed - Smut of her OCs(Mmmmmmmm) - 0%

4. - 4 orders of different Warhammer 40k Ass(My favorite Subject Matter) - 0%

5. - DH character(yey MOAR 40k) - 0%













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